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Party time

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I can't take the credit for the contents of the below, but the person who wrote it prefers to remain anonymous. Let's just say he's had experience with the world of mental health (and everything that connotes) with a few decades now, and knows whereof he speaks. Unfortunately. As soon as I read this, I was hit with stomach-churning memories. The shock of recognition, and all that. The question is: What can we do about it?

We're having a party. It's going to be a good time ...

It's party time in the mental health system. Just around the corner are Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years and our community, yes we are considered a community, will be pulling out all the stops. There will lots of community integration within our community, socialization, network building and skills development. We are going to do the wild thang so hold on tight and welcome to a "Mentally Ill Party."

Directions for one Mentally Ill Party:

Supplies:
One radio
Soda (Store brand is fine. The cumbersome three liter bottles are preferred.)
Chips (Enormous bags.)
Cookies (Again, store brand.)
Party hats are optional.
Paper plates, plastic cups, paper napkins.

Furniture and furnishing: Folding chairs, lots of them, to be placed around the periphery.

Entertainment: Bingo set. The mentally ill really love bingo. It is the game of choice at programs and hospitals.

Venue (aka Therapeutic milieu) :
Mentally ill parties are best held in an environment where the general public would not think of coming. Psychiatric units are great but any old day program, sheltered workshop, or drop-in center will do.

Scheduling: Please remember to schedule your mentally ill party well in advance of the actual holiday. The best times are between one and four in the afternoon.

Prohibited speech: Sex, politics and religion though scatological humor and anything about "Recovery and Wellness" is strongly encouraged.

Getting your party going: You really want everyone to be engaged. Please walk each attendee to the snack table and introduce him or her to the snacks. Some programs have a staff member dole out the chips and cookies to prevent the use of hands, minimize offending crumbs, and insure that none of the revelers take an appropriate portion.

Photo Op: If you represent a mental health provider agency, you are going to need a photo op for you organization's newsletter. The following is suggested. Nag one of the consumers sitting on a folding chair to rise without his or her chips and soda. Encourage him or her to do the funky chicken or the frug. Take an action shot. Please note: Any other unprompted gyrations or gesticulations should be considered as 1) a side effect of medication which is permitted, 2) a precursor to violence, 3) Mania, and 4) Acting Out. They should be addressed immediately.

Quick Guide to Mentally Ill Parties: Imagine the worst kids birthday party you ever attended before the age of six. Dump the cake, the table, and the decorations. Keep the pin the tail on the donkey and add bingo.

Comments

Ah, this reminds me of the time a psych hospital (Bradford at Carraway) billed me $7,000.00 to sit around a locked ward in a hospital gown menstruating with no "feminine hygiene" products, playing bingo with the other psych patients while fox news droned on the tv mounted high on the wall. We all got written up for poor hygiene even though we didn't have shampoo.

Lucky me, I had a friend bring me tampons, shampoo, and even conditioner after a day and after my first night when I took the full pill cup and swallowed the pills and woke up sometime later haldoled and terrified, I held the pills under my tongue, drank the water the nurse gave me and spit the pills out discreetly later. This not taking medicine caused a drastic improvement to be noted in my chart, and in addition, as the only non drugged patient, I won every time at bingo, until I started purposely losing so that the staff wouldn't suspect I wasn't taking the meds. Hint to mental health workers, if a patient is lucid enough to win at bingo, increase psych drug dosage and consider IM administration.

Brilliant comment! This also reminds me of some pretty miserable experiences I've had in the MH system.
I think this also reenforces the feelings I alluded to in my October 1st comment, that we consumers/patients/survivors of the MH system are often seen as little more than commodities by the so-called "professionals" for whom we are the justification for their jobs and their relatively lavish salaries (relative to what most of us will ever have, anyway). No wonder they get so angry when we oppose any kind of forced treatment - what would happen to their lifestyles without us to make them seem deserved? Their hostility towards the consumers self-help movement (or whatever you want to call it) is similar to the hostility of slaverholders towards any slaves who try to escape. Recently I saw an ad on my local Craiglist recruiting for a psychiatrist to work in the California public mental health system - that ad promised "light duty" and an annual salary of $150,000.

Liz, I am grateful that you and other mental health bloggers provide a forum where ideas like this can be expressed in print, because when I see or hear of some of these things I literally become too angry to speak.

Don't forget the soda must be caffeine free and the cookies vanilla. Great post anonymous!

If a comment is posted in the main body of a blog, is it no longer a comment? Can something be a comment and a post at the same time? Anyway, I meant my previous comment to refer to the thing written by anonymous - though the other comment was good, too. Am I making any sense?

Hello Liz:

If you and a colleague or two who are recovered/in recovery, would be willing to present yourselves as willing guest speakers for a top notch creative arts therapy program or nursing school, I think you might help to make a difference. Even you went to just one school, you and your colleagues would be making a difference. Perhaps each of you could present once or twice per year in that program. Students are hungry for these personal narratives and often open-minded about making change. You would have to find the right health science educator contact, but in a good program, there should be some faculty who would definitely welcome/facilitate your personal narrative presentation.

Ayana

I love the Mentally Ill Party post. Oh, how I can identify. We didn't have bingo, but we had elementary school type crafts to make. The funny thing is, I refused to participate in craft time, so I was labeled non compliant with treatment (even though I swallowed all my pills). Noncompliant with crafts, lol. I was also noncompliant with "group" because I left group when they wanted us to go around the circle and answer the question "If you were an animal in a circus, what kind of an animal would you be?" People have no idea what patients are subjected to in the madhouse. When I left "treatment" AMA, I actually called my insurance company and asked if they were aware they were paying for people to sit in a circle and answer assinine questions about circus animals. The customer service rep just sighed, and said I'm not surprised. What a waste of $$$.

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Liz Spikol is senior contributing editor of Philadelphia Weekly. She writes the award-winning column The Trouble With Spikol, which began as a chronicle of her struggle with mental illness, and has since expanded into humorous musings on everything from graphic novels to how to use a mop. She also writes the paper's book review column, Lit Gloss. This blog -- named one of the Top 10 Bipolar Blogs of 2007 by PsychCentral -- is about mental illness policy, news, personal journeys and more.