All right, then
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Yesterday, for my birthday, I decided to allow myself not just to eat whatever I wanted, but to binge. Here is the list of stuff I ate:
corn muffin
rock candy
cornish hen
bagel with whitefish
stuffed artichokes
asparagus
t-bone and ribeye steak
birthday cake
When I went to bed last night, my stomach was so full, I was having trouble breathing. I was drowning in my own corpulence. It was sort of freeing, oddly.
Today, however, I'm barely sentient, so I'm signing off. I'm going to eat more rock candy and birthday cake tonight. So there!
[Image of my fantasy meal -- 'cause I like my shit pure, homes! -- from Jordan Almonds.]
Comments
Happy Belated Birthday, Liz. That eating whatever you want on your birthday idea is a great one. And no regrets is absolutely the way to go.
Hope you have a great year older.
Posted by: Karen Demerly | June 23, 2007 01:24 PM
Happy (belated) Birthday!
Posted by: Mark (p.s.) | June 23, 2007 11:50 PM
Happy belated birthday :)
Posted by: Rhi | June 24, 2007 01:27 PM
Happy belated birthday, Liz!
Here below, you have the lyrics of the “Happy birthday to you” in Spanish:
¡Que los cumplas feliz,
Que los cumplas feliz,
Que los cumplas, Liz Spikol
Que los cumplas feliz!
All my best,
Raquel :)
Posted by: Raquel Barbieri | June 24, 2007 09:54 PM
Happy Birthday to You!
Happy Birthday to You!
Happy Birthday to Liz
Happy Birthday to You!
Dennis
Posted by: Dennis | June 25, 2007 11:05 AM
Happy birthday, Liz.
The bagel with whitefish may be the best part.
Posted by: Josh | June 25, 2007 02:31 PM
Happy belated birthday!!
Posted by: Philip | June 25, 2007 04:35 PM
mmmm..pure sugar..rock candy..wheee!!! Then a corn muffin to take the edge off..
Nope.. never had sugar feast..not me.. (right)
Posted by: ttq | June 25, 2007 04:49 PM
mmmm..pure sugar..rock candy..wheee!!! Then a corn muffin to take the edge off..
Nope.. never had sugar feast..not me.. (right)
Posted by: ttq | June 25, 2007 04:49 PM