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Noel Gallagher to facilitate his enemy's suicide

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From Monstersand Critics.com:

Noel Gallagher believes Robbie Williams will commit suicide one day - and has offered to give him a loaded gun to use. The outspoken Oasis guitarist, who has been feuding with the 'Angles' singer for years, insists it is just a matter of time before his rival takes his own life because he is a "grossly unhappy person".

In an interview with Oasis fans conducted by Britain's The Sun newspaper, Noel was asked who he would aim at if he had a gun with one bullet in - Phil Collins, who he has repeated mocked, or Robbie. The rocker said: "I don't give a f**k about Phil Collins. I wouldn't shoot him. I do think he's a bit of a k**b though. As for Robbie, I'd put the bullet in the gun as he's eventually going to do it himself anyway as he is a grossly unhappy person."

Noel's comment is sure to reignite his bitter war of words with Robbie, 32. Noel and his brother Liam have been feuding with him since 2000, after Noel labelled him "the fat dancer from Take That".

Robbie famously responded by branding the 39-year-old rocker a "mean-spirited dwarf" and challenging Liam - who is engaged to Robbie's ex-girlfriend Nicole Appleton - to a prize fight at that year's BRIT Awards.

The trio have been trading barbed comments ever since, with Noel most recently suggesting the 'Rudebox' singer is a sad and lonely recluse. He said: "I'm one of the rare breed of rock 'n' rollers who actually does my own shopping. I don't mind rubbing shoulders with the mere mortals in the street. It doesn't freak me out going to buy a pint of milk. Not like Robbie Williams - I don't lock myself way from society and then claim that people don't understand me."

What a dumbkof. You know why he can shop in public? No one even recognizes him anymore. Ha!

Comments

LS,

This is not surprising behavior from one of the Gallaghers.

After all, the brothers have actually engaged in a fistfight on stage -- ala "The Who."

Dennis

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Liz Spikol is senior contributing editor of Philadelphia Weekly. She writes the award-winning column The Trouble With Spikol, which began as a chronicle of her struggle with mental illness, and has since expanded into humorous musings on everything from graphic novels to how to use a mop. She also writes the paper's book review column, Lit Gloss. This blog -- named one of the Top 10 Bipolar Blogs of 2007 by PsychCentral -- is about mental illness policy, news, personal journeys and more.