Um, hero of the day: Yakov Smirnoff

After you bust your ass being a Cold War paragon of cultural humor, it's time to get serious and help others. After all those years of making us laugh—and heartily!—the comedian will now make us cry, on purpose, maybe while we're prone on his couch.
Today Smirnoff graduates from University of Pennsylvania with an M.S. in psychology, which he's planning to use to promote an "Age of Enlaughterment"—and no, I am totally not making that up.
In Graduate School Of Psychology, Tests Psychoanalyze You! [Philadelphia Will Do]

