Patch me in

I always wanted to try to quit smoking using the patch, but it ended up that my asthma got the better of me and I had to stop anyway. Now there's the possibility that someday, maybe soon, I'll get to put a sticker on my arm or butt or something, and even though it won't be a puffy unicorn sticker (I don't think, though wouldn't that be great?), it might be fun to try.
My ex has a phobia of stickers (also crabs), so if I ever got really mad at him I could slap one of these on him. Maybe it would cheer him up.
Regulators OK Patch to Treat Depression


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Also available - combo patches for depression and smoking cessation. For the younger set - patches embossed with your favorite fairy tale animals. For the teen crowd - hip glow in the dark patches. Remember, the used patches are ideal for trading - collect the entire set!
For a limited time these patches are sold in bonus packs. Buy 50 patches and get your own patch collection display album optimistically bound in genuine Naugahyde.
Posted by: Joe | February 28, 2006 08:21 PM
I'm going with the bananas!
Posted by: Gena | February 28, 2006 09:13 PM